Hagrid: No? Blimey, Harry, did you ever wonder where your Mum and Dad learned it all? Harry: Learnt what? Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry. Harry: Thank you! Hagrid: It's not everyday your young man turns 11 now it is? Harry: Excuse me, but, who are you? Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Afraid I might have sat on it at some point but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Hagrid: Well of course you are! Got something for you. Well, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry, but you're a bit more along then I would have expected particularly around the middle. Uncle Vernon: I demand that you leave at once, sir! You are breaking and entering! Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune. Uncle Vernon: Who's there? Hagrid: Sorry 'bout that. No, sir, not one blasted, miserable- Dudley: Make it stop, please! Uncle Vernon: STOP IT!!!! Dudley: Mummy, what's happening?! Uncle Vernon: Give me that! Give me that letter! Harry: Get off! They're my letters! Let go of me! Uncle Vernon: That's it! We're going away, far away! Where they can't find us! Dudley: Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?! Why is that, Dudley? Harry: Because there’s no post on Sundays? Uncle Vernon: Right you are, Harry! No post on Sundays. Dudley: Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter! Harry: Hey give it back! It's mine! Uncle Vernon: Yours? Who'd be writing to you? Uncle Vernon: What happened?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Harry: I swear, I don't know! One minute the glass was there then it was gone, it was like magic! Uncle Vernon: There's no such thing as magic! Crowd: Snake! Ahh! Dudley: Mum! Mummy! Help me! Aunt Petunia: My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake?Īunt Petunia: It's all right, sweetheart? We'll get you out of these terrible clothes. Dudley: Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! Ah! Snake: Thanks. ![]() Do you… Do you talk to people often? You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family? I see. Can you hear me? It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Harry: Sorry about him he doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Dudley: Move!! Harry: He's asleep! Dudley: He's boring. Any funny business, any at all and you won't have any meals for a week. How's that pumpkin?Īunt Petunia: It should be a lovely day at the zoo. Is that when we go out we're going to buy you two new presents. Well, some are a quite a bit bigger than last year's – Dudley: I don't care how big they are! Uncle Vernon: Now, now, now, this is what we're going to do. Dudley: 36?! But last year, last year I had 37! Uncle Vernon: I mean– Yes, yes. Aunt Petunia: Aren't they wonderful darling? Dudley: How many are there? Uncle Vernon: 36, counted them myself. ![]() Aunt Petunia: I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day! Uncle Vernon: Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy! Harry: Yes Uncle Vernon. Aunt Petunia: Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything. Good luck, Harry Potter.Īunt Petunia: Up! Get up! Now! Dudley: Wake up, cousin! We're going to the zoo! Aunt Petunia: Here he comes the birthday boy! Uncle Vernon: Happy birthday son. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. McGonagall: This boy will be famous! There won't be a child in our world that doesn't know his name! Dumbledore: Exactly. They really are– Dumbledore: The only family he has. McGonagall: Albus, do you really think it's safe, leaving him with these people? I have watched them all day, they're the worst sort of. Little tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Bristol. ![]() Dumbledore: No problems, I trust, Hagrid? Hagrid: No, sir. McGonagall: Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this? Dumbledore: Ah, Professor. McGonagall: And the boy? Dumbledore: Hagrid is bringing him. Are the rumours true, Albus? Dumbledore: I'm afraid so, Professor. McGonagall: Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. ![]() Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough- to not pay attention.ĭialogue Dumbledore: I should have known that you would be here. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. However, for those select few, who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. There will be no wand-waving or silly incantations in this class.SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone will please not panic!!!!.
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